1. lecterspet:

    juliuscaesarofficial:

    hazelnutcappuccino:

    whose-titan:

    captain-fucking-levi:

    rainbowjaeger:

    choose-yukki:

    akigay:

    that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

    AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

    IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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    i’m gonna

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    this is not okay

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    UM

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    i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

    so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

    ???

    (via queenbeeofhell)

     

  2. I saw this in the supermarket and almost tripped over Spider-Man crying on the floor

     

  3. I saw this in the supermarket and almost tripped over Spider-Man crying on the floor

     

  4. drake-ramoray:

    I wanna thank the universe for this gifset

    (Source: hodorhodorhodooor, via winchesteredandwhovered)

     

  5. TFIOS Trailer. So Perfect!

     
     

  6. lorddanty:

    incestiel:

    almostdiedthreetimes:

    feasibleweasel:

    autonomousartisan:

    demoniccupcake:

    the-guy-below-me-sucks:

    doctorfeelbad:

    couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

    world-shaker:

    Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

    Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

    Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

    Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

    OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

    Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

    aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

    I’M DONE.

     

    Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

    “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

    Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

    OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

    I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

    HOW R00d

    I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

    Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

    Is this the real vitality? Is this just charming falsehood? Caught in a landslide… No escape from reality. Open your luminous windows. Look up to the skies and behold.
    I’m just a poor young buck, I need no sympathy, because I’m easy come, easy go. Little high, little low. Any way the palpitating air blows, doesn’t really matter to me. To me…
    Mama! Just killed a wretched soul bruised with adversity- put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he’s a creature of perish. Mama! Nevermore! Life distinctly had just begun. However,now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
    Mama. Ooh ooh. Didn’t mean to make you cry, if I’m not back again this time the morrow, painstakingly haul on. Carry on. ‘Cause it doesn’t really matter.
    Too late…my time has voraciously come. Resolutely delivered shivers down my spine, but it’s aching all the time. Heartily farewelleverybody- I’ve got to go. Gonna flee it all behind and masque of red death the truth.
    Mama. Ooh ooh. THE END

    (via flomation)

     


  7. fuglypudding:

    I LOVE

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    Fish feet?

    (via all-these-fandomsxo)

     

  8. faultinourstarsmovie:

    One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go your-state-name-here!

     


  9. I’m such a pro. Can’t you tell by my top hat and pro account?

     


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  11. We’re finally going to find out about the pineapple!!!

    (Source: popculturebrain, via mangoachaar)

     


    1. Me: Aaaaah perfect ending! I loved it so much!
    2. Everyone else on tumblr: Worst. Episode. Ever.
     


    1. Thor: Heimdal!
    2. Heimdal: Yes sir?
    3. T: I have discovered a new form of travel!
    4. H: What is it sir?
    5. T: It appears to be a method which brings all existent males to an arena known only as "the yard"
    6. H: And is this method brought about sir?
    7. T: Milkshakes
     

  12. jsantagato:

    pordondemeda:

    Anarchy in UK

    Bad ass post

    (Source: iraffiruse, via mydragonslikebeatles)

     


  13. zeklos:

    crumbled-paper-hearts:

    i—need—a—doctor:

    When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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    when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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    (via huntingzombieswithmagic)